Two businessmen shook hands and a briefcase was exchanged. A shady looking character with the smile of a salesman, looked at his ship. “You know, they are going to be really upset. That mining corporation doesn’t stand a chance against what you have planned.” The other pilot, an overly tall scumbag with missing teeth, shrugged. “It’s just business, nottin personal.” The fellas from Piracy is a Crime don’t mind a good show. Looking at the station become smaller as the warp drive engaged, the shady salesman code named: Spacemonkey turned on his computer conference and hailed the leader of the Snatch Victory Alliance.
If I were to tell you that things get a bit weird from here it would be an understatement. The powers that be are well aware of the twists of fate that befall us all. This is one of these strange stories that seems to have twists and turns that are so unbelievable you would think them to be fiction. In reality, it is all part of a bigger better cause. Something that a pilot dreams about but often only finds at the end of a Heavy missile volley of betrayal. My name is Xyless and this is my space log of events.
While mining ore in some unknown system, I decided to open the public communications channel. Now this is something that I don’t normally do unless I am really bored. I decided to announce that I was in possession of a large amount of ore that needed to be sold. There were three bidders but one of them seemed a bit different. This guy had a cool cockiness about him. His experienced tone said something Like “Son I will make you rich”. His name was LifeshifterX. As the transaction went down, He took an extra 2 million isk and put it in my pocket. “You look like you need this more than me.”
I began my employment to The ZAP shortly after that day. 2 days later we were war decked by Piracy is a Chrime. Now I have been in corporations that get war decked before. I usually is a sign that it is time to look for a new corp. We lost 5 ships. Things started to look bad. Isn’t it funny how things end up? 2 weeks later, not one of their pilots could be found and they had lost close to 15 ships. They had underestimated the CEO of ZAP.
Now I am not saying the guy is a machine or anything but I do think that he got a special set of implants. It would seem that the PVP Corporation that didn’t received their weekly shipment of 25 ships was none too pleased that someone was interrupting ZAP’s work flow. I have heard of people begging for mercy before but I have never actually seen a war deck by a corporation fail and watch as the corporation becomes totally become non-existent. I thought to myself “So much for deals done by the devil under the shadows of a space station.”
If I were to tell you that things get a bit weird from here it would be an understatement. The powers that be are well aware of the twists of fate that befall us all. This is one of these strange stories that seems to have twists and turns that are so unbelievable you would think them to be fiction. In reality, it is all part of a bigger better cause. Something that a pilot dreams about but often only finds at the end of a Heavy missile volley of betrayal. My name is Xyless and this is my space log of events.
While mining ore in some unknown system, I decided to open the public communications channel. Now this is something that I don’t normally do unless I am really bored. I decided to announce that I was in possession of a large amount of ore that needed to be sold. There were three bidders but one of them seemed a bit different. This guy had a cool cockiness about him. His experienced tone said something Like “Son I will make you rich”. His name was LifeshifterX. As the transaction went down, He took an extra 2 million isk and put it in my pocket. “You look like you need this more than me.”
I began my employment to The ZAP shortly after that day. 2 days later we were war decked by Piracy is a Chrime. Now I have been in corporations that get war decked before. I usually is a sign that it is time to look for a new corp. We lost 5 ships. Things started to look bad. Isn’t it funny how things end up? 2 weeks later, not one of their pilots could be found and they had lost close to 15 ships. They had underestimated the CEO of ZAP.
Now I am not saying the guy is a machine or anything but I do think that he got a special set of implants. It would seem that the PVP Corporation that didn’t received their weekly shipment of 25 ships was none too pleased that someone was interrupting ZAP’s work flow. I have heard of people begging for mercy before but I have never actually seen a war deck by a corporation fail and watch as the corporation becomes totally become non-existent. I thought to myself “So much for deals done by the devil under the shadows of a space station.”